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thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

thefastestfelt:

Sure

What’s yer name anyway an’ why d’ya look like a pink Crowbitch

Because this is…what I look like?  It’s not “Crowbitch”, it’s Jemmy.

And you look a lot like….

Well.  Someone I kno—-knew.

Huh

Well, th’ name’s Itchy if y’ wanted t’ know

..Itchy.

Alright.

That’s..yeah.

Interesting name.

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

I don’t…like birds…

Why though they’re just fuckin’ birds doin’ their bird  thing

Exactly!

I mean—

Just—

Never mind.

I just don’t like them.

Sure

What’s yer name anyway an’ why d’ya look like a pink Crowbitch

Because this is…what I look like?  It’s not “Crowbitch”, it’s Jemmy.

And you look a lot like….

Well.  Someone I kno—-knew.

M!A: You are a bird for the rest of the day.
Anonymous

>You are now a prehistoric bird the size of a giraffe for some reason.

>You suppose it could be worse.  Nothing’s exactly going to try and attack you like this.  Especially not other birds.

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

“Crowfuck”?

Oh wait, you have this one guy who looks like me, I forgot.

Yeah.

Right.

I know you didn’t mean an actual crow!!

Why th’ fuck did you freak out anyway

It’s just a god damn bird calm yer dick

I don’t…like birds…

Why though they’re just fuckin’ birds doin’ their bird  thing

Exactly!

I mean—

Just—

Never mind.

I just don’t like them.

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

“Crowfuck”?

Oh wait, you have this one guy who looks like me, I forgot.

Yeah.

Right.

I know you didn’t mean an actual crow!!

Why th’ fuck did you freak out anyway

It’s just a god damn bird calm yer dick

I don’t…like birds…

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

thefastestfelt:

Wow why should I tell you god damn pink lookin’ people

image

Oh fuck pink Crow

What..

Crow?!

Where?!

Oh god.

I

Okay yer not Crowfuck then

I don’t mean an actual crow you idiot

"Crowfuck"?

Oh wait, you have this one guy who looks like me, I forgot.

Yeah.

Right.

I know you didn’t mean an actual crow!!

thefastestfelt:

jemmyofthefolt:

thefastestfelt:

Wow why should I tell you god damn pink lookin’ people

image

Oh fuck pink Crow

What..

Crow?!

Where?!

Oh god.

thefastestfelt:

lord-caliborn:

thefastestfelt:

lord-caliborn:

thefastestfelt:

Exactly

that still doesn’t explain why your train of thought was “yes this person got an ask about what they think my jerking habits are i’m going to discreetly like the post yes good idea”

I was going t’ say somethin’ about it and then ya decided t’ post about it

so what were you going to say hm

Wow why should I tell you god damn pink lookin’ people

How did he end up like this again?

Jemmy had to take a moment to gather his memories back up, swirling the alcohol in his glass.

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umbritis:

so would anyone like to take a guess as to which Folt member is usually the least likely to drink away his sorrows?

umbritis:

so would anyone like to take a guess as to which Folt member is usually the least likely to drink away his sorrows?